Policies

Payments & Fees

All orders and requests are handled privately and confirmed before payment. To keep things organized and protect everyone’s time:

• Messaging Fee – $5 USD: A small one-time fee to filter out spammers and keep conversations genuine.
• Accepted Payments: Cash App Business Tag (@MadameBump), PayPal Business Invoices (listed under Madame Bump Boutique), and optional Ko-fi/Buy Me a Coffee for tips and talk sessions.
• Free U.S. Shipping on all domestic orders. International Shipping is available for an additional charge based on location.
• Special Requests & Talk Sessions are priced individually depending on time and detail. Once a request is confirmed, an invoice will be sent. Payment must be completed before the order or session begins.

Payments are final once fulfilled. If something isn’t perfect, we’ll make it right — that’s part of the Madame Bump promise.

Shipping & Handling

• Orders typically ship within 3–7 business days (unless otherwise agreed).
• All orders ship discreetly in unbranded packaging with tracking.
• Liquids (e.g., bath water) ship sealed and clearly labeled “Not for consumption” and may be limited by carrier rules.
• Buyer is responsible for accurate address information.

Returns

For hygiene and safety, intimate items are final sale. If an item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact me within 48 hours of delivery with photos so we can make it right.

Payments

Payment links are provided after request confirmation. Some processors restrict adult items; if a method is declined, we’ll offer an alternative that complies with provider terms.

Privacy

• I keep communications private and only collect information needed to fulfill your order.
• I never sell your data. See also: Terms.

Legal & Eligibility

• This site and its listings are for adults 18+ only.
• Listings comply with applicable laws and carrier policies. Illegal or unsafe requests are refused.
• Items sold are for novelty/souvenir purposes only—no medical or consumption claims.

Terms of Service

• Orders are accepted at my discretion. I may decline or cancel and refund prior to shipment.
• Custom requests must be agreed in writing before payment.
• Prices and availability may change without notice.

Last updated 2025-10-21. This content is for general information and does not constitute legal advice.