Curated used items and custom requests, shipped discreetly. Seller is pregnancy‑friendly and works at a flexible pace. Some listings include “his” items from a blue‑collar mechanic (12‑hour shifts).
Use the Shop or Contact page to start a request. I’ll confirm availability, price, and timeframe.
You’ll get a confirmation with final details and a secure payment link. Your info stays private.
Orders ship in unbranded packaging with tracking. No returns on intimate items (see Policies).
Hey there 💋, welcome to Madame Bump, a space built for comfort, curiosity, and connection.
We’re a duo that keeps things real, I’m a pregnant spitfire who knows how to balance softness with a little fire, and he’s a blue-collar mechanic who works long, gritty hours and isn’t afraid to show you what hard work really feels and smells like.
We thought about going through other sites, but we wanted something more personal, a place where every experience feels like it was made just for you.
Due to our place in our community, we prefer to stay anonymous, but maybe one day, someone will see who’s behind the mask.
We know our worth, so we stay firm on our prices and expect the same respect we give you. Everyone here just wants a good experience, and we’ll always make it up to you if something isn’t perfect.
There’s another side to Madame Bump, a little motherly, a little bossy, so if you ever need a gentle push or a kick in the ass, don’t hesitate to speak up.
To message us, there’s a $5 fee to filter out spam and time-wasters. After that, you’re welcome to request something special or even book a talking session — because our time is valuable, and your experience matters.
💌 We offer free U.S. shipping on all orders and charge modest, transparent rates for international shipping.
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